Monday, July 7, 2008

Harajuku Heaven!! The Kawaii Collaboration

The girls of Adagio Bleu are having a collaboration with a Japanese influence. Have a look! Search ABSD.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

I Like Silly Names!

I work for a mail place. I have customers. I give them nicknames.

I don’t do it to make fun of them. I give them a nickname so that I’m not calling them by their Box #. Hey!! Here comes Box #880!! It just sounds too impersonal.

I thought I would share with you some of these names.

Oompa Loompa-This person has the exact face as the Oompa Loompa in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The one with Johnny Depp. You know...the guy who is EVERY Oompa Loompa in the movie.

Rifleman-One of my favorite customers. Too obvious I know. Yes he mails rifles and shotguns weekly.

FaLaLa Lady-She sings the opera the entire time she is in the office. Oblivious to anyone else there. Makes you just want to slap her!

The Wizard of Fraud-He named himself. He’s my CPA that recently became a Private Investigator. CPA….PI….strange.

Moleman-He’s a self ordained minister who kills moles for a living. Enough said.

Baby Jane-What ever happened to her?

Certifiable-Gorgeous guy who works for the government. He only mails Certified letters so before I finally asked his name I gave him one of my own.

The Waterboy-He, along with his brothers, owns the bottled water company here in town.

Fred-His name is Don. Don’t ask.

Brown Dude-Well who else but the UPS guy?

The Candyman-He brings me candy because I’m really nice to him. I am really nice to him because he is whacked and I don’t want him going off.

Can’t Complain Enough Guy-Nice man but never anything good to say.

Saving the best for last……

Bidet Man-Sounds like a superhero doesn‘t it? Yes.....he sells bidets for a living.